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"He was one angry scribe, the kind that weaponizes semicolons and flings exclamation marks like Molotovs."

I gotta say, I liked that line. The semicolon is so underappreciated anyway; I have to admire a man that knows what to do with one. You can really feel this guy's fury. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side, that's for sure.

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Given he’s both a wizard and an academic i think him threatening people with punctuation falls under the category of “genuine threat.”

Thanks for the feedback. This piece was super fun to write.

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